Screw the Lorax, I have a Thneed!
captor-and-ampora:

beyonception:

do you see what xkit mobile has done

captor-and-ampora:

beyonception:

do you see what xkit mobile has done

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Oh my God

I have 201.
how it thios possible?
However, it’s time to do a give away! Maybe later I’ll post something for the prizes-

artpopvenusguy:

bbcwonderland:

thegreatbigfour:

honestlysam:

watch me get 0 questions

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PLEASE ASK ME STUFF I’D LOVE TO ANSWER EVERYTHING!

please do thisss

mvmarcz:

congragulation:

just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,

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nailed it

notkingkong:

this gets funnier every year 

notkingkong:

this gets funnier every year 

demopansexual:

finding snacks you didn’t know you had

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jommeez:

wow first of all how do you even touch a bird

elegantsexocracy:


Suffering becomes beautiful when anyone bears great calamities with cheerfulness, not through insensibility but through greatness of mind. - Aristotle

You take after your mother, don’t you Maya?

elegantsexocracy:

Suffering becomes beautiful when anyone bears great calamities with cheerfulness, not through insensibility but through greatness of mind. - Aristotle

You take after your mother, don’t you Maya?

prufrockslovesong:

naturallybohemian:

This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.

THE TINY CACTUS IS BACK

prufrockslovesong:

naturallybohemian:

This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.

THE TINY CACTUS IS BACK

zooophagous:

themouseketeer:

Marshmallow jut wanted to be a queen this whole time.

This makes me so happy.

putthatratpoisondownorsohelpme:

paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist


Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

am i the only one laughing that he did not only get a tattoo of the oreo barcode, he got a tattoo of the double stuff oreo barcode?

putthatratpoisondownorsohelpme:

paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashierand this one customer is pissing them offso they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scannerafter every itemand later the customer is just likeI DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

am i the only one laughing that he did not only get a tattoo of the oreo barcode, he got a tattoo of the double stuff oreo barcode?

shubbabang:

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we’re doing spring cleaning and i cant remember if ive seen my mom sleep in the past 3 days or not

roboblushies:

i’ve run out of witty things to say this is just ridiculous 

Happy Earth Day!